Welcome to Crap Attack! Consider this delightful moment: a girl you've secretly loved for a long time has agreed to a date. Everything was fine before your stomach showed up, and it looks like your intestines already know about the problem.
But you've been looking forward to this date-this day-your entire life, and you can't let her go because of a minor snafu. There is one last hope: an extraordinary drug with the ability to save the situation.
You, as the pill, will travel to the guy in love's body (particularly his intestines) and attempt to assist him... you know, maintain everything within him for at least a few hours. You just have five minutes to finish it, so get started!